the james kidd sexuality crisis

kissesforyourloving:

prejaculate:

imagine if you had to wait until you were 21 to drink alcohol

not sure if someone from another country posted this or a very enthusiastic underage drinker

bewbin:

you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful 

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

u know those unc quests in mass effect where you have to like collect turian medallions and a million different minerals

i fucking do all of them 

about the blogger

BASICS:

name: tess!
birthday: april 18
zodiac: ARIES
single or taken: taken
height: 5’6
eye color: the delicate point between feces and chocolate
middle name: judith
favorite color: red!! but also pink!! but also soft mustardy yellow
lucky number: 7 and 9

SPECIFICS/DETAILS:

hogwarts house: slytherin!! at least thats what pottermore told me. but for gryffindor, how i yearn
favorite fictional character: isabela from dragon age 2 is like my primary favorite, but i generally believe most dragon age characters are super favorite-worthy! i also have a passion for terezi from homestuck and like 90% of homestuck characters in general lol
favorite television show: STEVEN UNIVERSE
favorite season: SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!
describe yourself in a few words: i want to be a pirate but i also want to be a good person and that is my entire personality
future children’s names alright yo ok my girlfriends last name is firestone right?? so i says to her we gotta have 50 children and name them all eevee flareon. eevee flareon firestone. and i am 100 percent serious. do not leave children in my care
meaning of your name: ok my whole name put together means reaper/harvest toms son. so no muffin crumb of whom is the offspring of Tom better come near this bitch
what do you plan to/do for a living: CONCEPT ART 
starbucks order: uhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! caramel frappecinos are p nice

THIS OR THAT:

introvert
or extrovert
dawn or dusk
righty or lefty
coffee or tea
rain or shine 
reading or writing

mayarashi:

animehead:

rin looks like he’s wearing heelys 


nyoom

mayarashi:

animehead:

rin looks like he’s wearing heelys 

nyoom

pheberoni:

baby come back

pheberoni:

baby come back

middlemarching:

moodyrebelmage:

DA:I Spoiler: the Veil wasn’t torn by a great and ancient evil.  It was Jowan.  It was all a misunderstanding.  He had good intentions.  He just wants to find a way to make it right.

lol you finally confront the big bad annnnnd

"um this isn’t what it looks like I swear"

yamino:


Clearer look at the teaster poster (x)

O_O

yamino:

Clearer look at the teaster poster (x)

O_O

meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

baby: m- m- m- ma- ma-
mother: mama?? are you trying to say mama ???Jessica come quick get the camera
baby: m-ma..ma mama mama!
mother: oh thank god our son isn't one of those fucking memers